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  • Ring for Sex Bell
  • Description: You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood with this clever bell! One ring for 'I'm ready', two rings for 'be quick' and three rings for 'GET HERE NOW'!
  • Price: $7.99
  • Willy Egg Fryer
  • Description: Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.
  • Price: $4.99
  • Grow Your Own Sex Toy
  • Description: This little Rabbit is no more than an inch high but pop it in some water and, hey presto, it grows up to 600% its size - which is more than can be said for a willy! It's the gift that gives and gives and gives...
  • Price: $3.99
  • Ducky with a Dick
  • Description: A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!
  • Price: $7.99
  • Racing Willies Game
  • Description: Pick a pecker, wind 'em up and watch 'em wobble! Who'll come first? These wind-up racing willies are the perfect warm up for some hen night fun! A great way to get the party started.
  • Price: $5.99
  • Instant Inflatable Boob Job
  • Description: Want a boob job without the surgery? Say hello to the brilliant new alternative to breast-boosting chicken fillets! Just inflate, place inside your bra and enjoy enviable cleavage.
  • Price: $6.99
  • Inflatable Perfect Man
  • Description: Give your ego a boost with your very own tall (imagination is needed), dark, handsome hunk. Canned for freshness, he is always ready to please you, even though he's only 50cm high.
  • Price: $7.99
  • Husband Voodoo Doll
  • Description: You've had the the big wedding and the honeymoon-to-die for... And then what? Your husband leaves his pants on the floor, dirty dishes in the lounge and feet on the table. Get his attention and whip him into action with the Husband Voodoo Doll!
  • Price: $12.99
  • Giant Silicone Penis Cake Mold
  • Description: Bake a penis shaped cake or jelly with this naughty penis shaped cake mold. Made from oven-friendly silicone, all you need is a delicious cake mix to create a giant penis cake. Mmmm, delicious!
  • Price: $12.99
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